"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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