am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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