I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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