1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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