You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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