So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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