The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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