I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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