Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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