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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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