Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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