How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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