dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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