Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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