Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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