He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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