nut hugger
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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