The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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