I wish life had little blips of pornography
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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