So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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