normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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