Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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