i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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