Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Dear god my vagina.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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