so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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