Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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