Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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