It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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