Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
im on a boat
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