This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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