found the other keg... it's in the tree
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just invented taco cereal.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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