mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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