Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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