Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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