Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize