He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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