It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i would one night stand the shit outta him
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
