dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
