i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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