no, he came in my armpit
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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