I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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