Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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