Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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