That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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