So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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