So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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