1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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