butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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