I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
