NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Do I have a choice?
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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