So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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