According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just high enough for therapy.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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