I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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