I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I think I am morally bankrupt
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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