Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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