some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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